It especially won’t surprise anyone who bled their way through the early access version of that game, either. The ferocity with which it treats its players shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone who clawed their way through the crypts of the first Darkest Dungeon, a turn-based homage to Lovecraft and slow-acting poison. Darkest Dungeon 2 will eat your eyes and call you selfish for wanting them back. Look forward to a grim jaunt with some old friends.